Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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