why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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