Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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