shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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