Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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