You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize