I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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