whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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