Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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