i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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