I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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