About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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