Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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