If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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