# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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