**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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