I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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