it hurts more in the daytime
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
