So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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