it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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