On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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