omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So vagazzling was a success
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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