Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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