Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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