The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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