It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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