just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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