Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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