Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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