Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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