I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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