I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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