dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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