I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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