before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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