I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
