Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
