We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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