he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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