Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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