He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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