I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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