white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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