Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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