this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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