I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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