An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Randomize
