Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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