She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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