i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize
