Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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