Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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