i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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