But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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